We left-behinds are tossed about like rag dolls...."Go work for him. No, wait! Go work for her. No, on second thought, pack up your stuff again (but don't hurt your back when you move your boxes, so be sure to bend your knees) and move over there and work for them."
Q. What is my job?
A. We don't know. Just do something till we tell you to stop and do something else.
Q. Who is my boss?
A. That has yet to be determined. For now, just take direction from anyone who approaches you in your cubicle.
Q. Will I make the same salary?
A. Oh, now that's a good question. We are reevaluating compensation structure, cutting base pay, eliminating incentive pay and merit increases, slashing benefits and pensions, and will probably end up asking you to pay US for the privilege of working here. So just wait to see what's in your next paycheck -- if you get one. Payroll people have been laid off, so there will be some glitches.
Q. How can I function?
A. Just be glad you have a job.
Too bad this ISN'T an April Fool's joke. -KMT
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